July 5, 2016 0 Comments Watching

We review Game of Thrones Season 6

Game of Thrones, Hall of Faces

Game of Thrones, Hall of Faces. Image from HBO

Ok, so Game of Thrones was all over last week but we love it so much we had to write one last post. In case you, like us, aren't ready to let go just yet, we've broken down each episode, pulling out our favourite quotes and paying tribute to the incredibly long list of characters we lost. Seriously, look at this list. Look at it. They took out so many people and almost half were in episode 9 and 10, it's impressive.

In case you missed them, we've also added links to each of our episode discussions. Until next year *sigh*.

Episode 1 - The Red Woman

In memory, Doran

This episode we lost

Doran Martell, Area Hotah and Trystane Martell.

In quotes

“You're a greedy bitch, you know that?” - Nymeria Sand
Greedy with murders. We've all been there.

“Seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time is among the five best things in life.” - Khal Moro
Among his five best things he includes smoky eyeliner, learning new ponytail styles, hanging out with your bros and breaking a wild horse.

Links

We watch — Episode 1: We chatted about all the events from the first episode and *that* final scene that creeped everyone out.

Let's face it, this season was overrun with articles, everywhere. From online fashion magazines, music magazines and all those journalists who basically dug through Reddit and made a whole article based on a random theory. But there was one person who created something each week that we immediately had to find and read. That was Chrys Reviews, who created her own little 'comic strip' of each episode. It was a delight to read and if you missed it, prepare to enjoy season six all over again but with far more lols: Chrys Reviews - Episode 1


Episode 2 - Home

In memory, Roose

This episode we lost

Roose Bolton, Fat Walda & newborn child, Balon Greyjoy and Shaggydog. (we're listing as ep 2, but likely before)

In quotes

"That's what I do. I drink and I know things." - Tyrion
Yes you do.

“The next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face!” - Tyrion
We thought it was an excellent idea. Dragons.

Links

We watch — Episode 2: We discuss deaths, dragons, giants, and more deaths.

Chrys Reviews - Episode 2


Episode 3 - Oathbreaker

In memory, Olly

This episode we lost

Olly, Ser Allister Thorne, Othell Yarwyck and Bowen Marsh.

In quotes

“Margaery is the queen. You are not the queen because you’re not married to the king. I do appreciate these things can get a bit confusing in your family.” - Olenna Tyrell
Olenna, the original mean girl.

“You were dead, and now you're not. It's completely fucking mad, seems to me. I can only imagine how it seems to you.” - Davos
Davos saying what everyone is thinking.

Links

We watch - Episode 3: Discussing all the important stuff: butts, man buns, and pecker jokes.

Chrys Reviews - Episode 3


Episode 4 - Book of the Stranger

In memory, Khal Moro

This episode we lost

Osha, Khal Moro and various dead khals.

In quotes

“Then I will spoon your eyes from their sockets and let my dogs do the rest, come and see. Ramsay Bolton, Lord of Winterfell and warden of the North” - Ramsay Bolton
Worst pen-pal ever.

Links

We watch — Episode 4: We celebrate Littlefinger buying hawks for everyone and invent some new Westerosi businesses.

Chrys Reviews - Episode 4


Episode 5 - The Door

In memory, Hodor

This episode we lost

Children of the Forest, Three Eyed Raven, Summer and Hodor. (Whispers... “Hold the door”)

In quotes

“Hold the door.” - Hodor.
Sob.

“You freed me from the monsters who murdered my family and you gave me to other monsters who murdered my family.” - Sansa
First time ever that we wanted to high-five Sansa.

“He’s kind of brooding” - Brienne
We love it when Game of Thrones gets meta.

Links

We watch — Episode 5: We talk about the Children of the Forest's great planning and question Euron's ship building expectations.

Chrys Reviews - Episode 5


Episode 6 - Blood of My Blood

In memory, Rabbit

This episode we lost

What? Did we have an episode with no deaths? Really? Unless you count some white walkers killed by Benjen and the rabbit he bleeds. RIP rabbit beyond the wall. You were fluffy.

In quotes

“Burn them all!” - Mad King Aerys Targaryen
Alright mate, calm down.

Links

We watch — Episode 6: We try not to laugh at Jaime's horse riding skills and take a guess at what Dany's dragons are up to.

Chrys Reviews - Episode 6


Episode 7 - The Broken Man

In memory, Ray

This episode we lost

Septon Brother Ray and his various followers.

In quotes

“I wonder if you’re the worst person I’ve ever met?” - Olenna
The only person who can shut Cersei up.

“Sieges are dull.” - Blackfish
Yes. Well this one was both dull and then over in 0.2 seconds.

Links

We watch — Episode 7: We chat about the return of some old favourites, hope for the return of another, and dissect the contents of Sansa's craft box.

Chrys Reviews - Episode 7


Episode 8 - No One

In memory, Waif

This episode we lost

Lem Lemoncloak, Morgan, Steve (Best GoT name ever btw, RIP Steve), Riddell, Gatins, Lady Crane, Waif and Brynden ‘the Blackfish’ Tully.

In quotes

“You're shit at dying, you know that?” - The Hound
The Hound - he just has standards for his murders, you know?

“I choose violence.” - Cersei
We realised that we choose violence too.

Links

We Watch — Episode 8: We get frustrated because there's not enough violence in Game of Thrones this week and realise we've become monsters.

Chrys Reviews - Episode 8


Episode 9 - Battle of the Bastards

In memory, Ramsay

This episode we lost

Razdal mo Eraz, Belicho Paenymion, Rickon Stark, Smalljon Umber, Wun Wun and Ramsay Bolton.

In quotes

“You're going to die tomorrow, Lord Bolton. Sleep well.” - Sansa
Politest. Battle. Ever.

“Our Queen does love ships.” - Tyrion
If you can't get chocolate or flowers for a lady, ships will always do.

Links

We watch — Episode 9: We talk about the epic battle for Winterfell and Ramsay's comeuppance.

Chrys Reviews - Episode 9


Episode 10 - The Winds of Winter

In memory, Margaery In memory, Tommen

This episode we lost

Loras Tyrell, Margaery Tyrell, Mace Tyrell, Grand Maester Pycelle, Lancel, Kevan Lannister, High Sparrow, Various Faith Militant, *takes deep breath* Septa Unella (presumed dead), Tommen Baratheon, Lothar Frey, Black Walder Rivers, Walder Frey.

In quotes

“I drink because it feels good.” - Cersei
Cersei enjoys a glass of wine with her murder and will not be judged by you.

“What is your name again? Barbaro?” - Olenna
“No? Good. Let the grown women speak.” - Olenna
Olenna is accepting sign ups for her online course in shutting down anyone no matter how murdery or evil they may be.

Links

We watch — Episode 10: We talk big reveals, even bigger explosions and Cersei's new look.

Chrys Reviews - Episode 10


Well, that's it for our Game of Thrones posts until next season. We have some TV shows we are looking forward to airing in the autumn in the UK so we'll likely be back to chat about one of them sooner or later. Next Tuesday we'll be starting a different blog series but one we hope you'll really like!